Birthday wish-list

Things what I would like as gifts in celebration of the anniversary of the day on what I was borned.

Thank you for reading; I am available for weddings, parties and public executions.

Edit: I done thought of some more!

Edit #2: It has come to my attention that the language used in the rest of this post is annoying. I apologise from the bottom of my bottom. I have also thought of more things that I’d like – see whether you can spot a theme:

Edit #3: realising that I am abusing the concept of blog posts by constantly changing what I’ve written, I have now put all my wishes on a new page in an effort to avoid heavy fines for blog misdemeanours.

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